Second bear on the moon?!!!

Friends, ladies, and gentlemen, I am sad to have to pronounce Paddington a bitch, but I cannot believe they tapped him for the space program and not me. . . . Perhaps there is no space program and this is just a money-making scam. I wouldn't expect a Peruvian bear to be above such things.

P.S. What is a bitch?

P.S.S. One anagram of 'Peruvian' is 'Rupevian' . . . This seems important somehow but I do not know the significance of it. . . .